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Earrings Are For Novices–What GAWs Leave At Guys’ Apartments

 Purposefully leaving your earrings at a guy’s apartment to guarantee another rendezvous is so…OBVIOUS. GAWs get more creative. Here are some tips to get your game up to par, grrrl! –leave your cat. Without food. Or its seizure medication. Or … Continue reading

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You’re Officially a Grown-Ass Woman When…

–a middle-aged man asks you to switch seats with him on the airplane so that he can have the aisle, and you smiley politely and say, “No, thank you.” –you’re going to be late for work and you feel no … Continue reading

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Things I Like To Do When I Wake Up After A Night Of Drinking Too Much

–while eyes are still closed, reach arm out to feel for random man next to me. Kick feet around, too, just incase he is hiding at the end of the bed. Finally just scream out: “Anyone else here?!?!” as loudly … Continue reading

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