Category Archives: Dating

THIS IS NOT A DATE!!! GAW Tuesday Tip

What is and what is not a date can be ambiguous territory in this age of friendly, continuous, messy everlasting drinking. How do you know when to make the executive call that it’s not a romantic rendezvous and just two … Continue reading

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What to do with the t-shirt you stole from your boyfriend once the relationship bites the dust

–rub a chicken wing all over it, take a photo, and post the pic to eBay. Say it’s Justin Bieber’s shirt from when he ate chicken wings that ONE time he was just trying to be a normal kid. Demand $20,000 … Continue reading

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Materials Needed for “PROJECT BOY”

Not all boys are men. Some are projects. And that’s coo. Fixer-uppers are fine as long as you’ve got the proper supplies, chica! Before you begin a craft-astic weekend, stock up on the below to ensure that your boy is … Continue reading

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Those are Fightin’ Words–What NOT to Say to Your Single Friends

It’ll happen when you’re not looking for it. Translation: You are utterly desperate and men can literally smell,  I’m telling you, SMELL, your weak, single female eau de loser. It only takes one. Translation: It only takes one—until then, stock … Continue reading

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“The Faux-Pull: A Story of Love Lost and Money Gained”

INT. RESTAURANT-NIGHT GIRL AND BOY ARE FINISHING THEIR WINE AND TWO PLATES OF TAPAS (BOY DIDN’T WANT TO MAKE THE DATE SUPER FORMAL BY INVITING GIRL TO A REAL MEAL AND ALL. SHE WAS FINE WITH THAT, BECAUSE LET’S GET … Continue reading

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The Never-Before-Told Best TWO Tips on How to Master The Game of Hard-to-Get

  1) Sleep. Like, sleep a lot. Sleep for 15 hours a night if possible, and take a minimum 2-hour snooze at the office during the day. Doze off while you’re waiting for the subway. Close your eyes when crossing … Continue reading

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The Spanx Quandary

You donned Spanx out. And congrats! They worked. Guys were totally lusting after your hot, unnaturally svelte figure. So what do you do with those suckers once you actually go home with the unknowingly Spanx-smitten lad? Some ideas below: –take … Continue reading

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