How is it possible that you and your posse always manage to have someone handy to take loads of group shots of you all jutting out your arms and pursing your lips while looking so cool and hot and tan and popular at the CLUB (!), the Hamps (!), and Pinkberry (!)?
Simple. Her name is Fat Betsey (or in one GAW’s case, Diabetic Daphne). And she’s the same girl you forced to be DD every.single.weekend in high school.
Let Fat Betsey be in the Facebook album, too!!!!! If she’s never tagged, does she even exist?!?!?!