Don’t want to waste all those bothersome calories on food when there are loads of vodka sodas to be consumed? That’s cool. But there’s no need for you to order four appetizers, an entrée, three side dishes and two desserts when everyone at the restaurant knows dang well you’re not going to touch any of it. Overcompensating for your undernourishment at the table’s expense? #aintgonnasplitthatbill.