Monthly Archives: May 2011

GAW Monday Mantra

If you have actually eschewed all practical and sartorial advice and continue to wear billowy shirts and dresses with absolutely NO shape and TONS of excess fabric, then you have no right to be offended when someone mistakes you for … Continue reading

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How To Break The News to Mom That You’re Probs Going to be a 30-something Bride

 –call her up and tell her that someone very close to her has died. Give her all the gruesome details and let her have a good cry. 10 minutes later, call back and explain that you were jk’ing, but “FYI, … Continue reading

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GAW Monday Mantra

 The next time that kinda stinky homeless man or crotch-grabbing construction worker gives you a whistle or a little kitty cat call, respond with a pleasant “thank you” (as long as bodily parts weren’t exposed). One day you’ll be old … Continue reading

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How to Upstage the Bride, Pippa Style

It’s wedding season. Which means one thing—time to upstage the bride! Here’s how to get your Pippa on: –show as much cleavage as humanely possible. Sure, the bride is supposed to be feigning some type of virginal mystique. But the … Continue reading

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GAW Monday Mantra

Don’t want to waste all those bothersome calories on food when there are loads of vodka sodas to be consumed? That’s cool. But there’s no need for you to order four appetizers, an entrée, three side dishes and two desserts … Continue reading

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