Monthly Archives: April 2011

Earrings Are For Novices–What GAWs Leave At Guys’ Apartments

 Purposefully leaving your earrings at a guy’s apartment to guarantee another rendezvous is so…OBVIOUS. GAWs get more creative. Here are some tips to get your game up to par, grrrl! –leave your cat. Without food. Or its seizure medication. Or … Continue reading

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“The Faux-Pull: A Story of Love Lost and Money Gained”

INT. RESTAURANT-NIGHT GIRL AND BOY ARE FINISHING THEIR WINE AND TWO PLATES OF TAPAS (BOY DIDN’T WANT TO MAKE THE DATE SUPER FORMAL BY INVITING GIRL TO A REAL MEAL AND ALL. SHE WAS FINE WITH THAT, BECAUSE LET’S GET … Continue reading

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GAW Monday Mantra

Choose something that is widely and publicly considered to be a  terrible thing and abstain from it with all your might. That way, no matter how drunk or slutty you get or however many bad decisions you make, you can always … Continue reading

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The Never-Before-Told Best TWO Tips on How to Master The Game of Hard-to-Get

  1) Sleep. Like, sleep a lot. Sleep for 15 hours a night if possible, and take a minimum 2-hour snooze at the office during the day. Doze off while you’re waiting for the subway. Close your eyes when crossing … Continue reading

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The Spanx Quandary

You donned Spanx out. And congrats! They worked. Guys were totally lusting after your hot, unnaturally svelte figure. So what do you do with those suckers once you actually go home with the unknowingly Spanx-smitten lad? Some ideas below: –take … Continue reading

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You’re Officially a Grown-Ass Woman When…

–a middle-aged man asks you to switch seats with him on the airplane so that he can have the aisle, and you smiley politely and say, “No, thank you.” –you’re going to be late for work and you feel no … Continue reading

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Things I Like To Do When I Wake Up After A Night Of Drinking Too Much

–while eyes are still closed, reach arm out to feel for random man next to me. Kick feet around, too, just incase he is hiding at the end of the bed. Finally just scream out: “Anyone else here?!?!” as loudly … Continue reading

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